Things I've Written.

You won't find any music reviews here.

How hard can it possibly be to write the summaries for a day's television? Not available at present!

Yes, I really did. It's an epic tale in three parts, and I'm not going to give away the ending.

This is why Delia Smith writes cookery books and I don't.

This one contains moving images and sound, in an attempt to bring The Hungry Hatter into the 21st Century.

Have you ever wondered why February's so short? Or why the Leap Day is at the end of that particular month? Have you? Have you really?