HELP! I’M A FISH

Little Trees

It’s summertime again. That means the kids are off school (and just in time to see all the shops put up posters screaming “Back To School” too – nice touch) and they need entertaining. So what better way than to drop them off at the local multiplex with an overpriced hot-dog and a beaker of soft drink bigger than their head and let them sit back and watch This Summer’s Biggest Animated Movie (© Every Animated Movie Since An American Tail)? Possibly plenty, but that’s just me. This is leading somewhere, honest. Help! I’m A Fish is the theme tune to the film of the same name and it’s wretched. It’s a Europop horror, the likes of which I haven’t experienced since Aqua. It’s bouncy, happy and has no soul or personality of any kind. I can’t talk for the film, but please avoid the single at all costs.

HIDE U

Kosheen

This is more like it. Menacing, moody and threatening (that’s before the singing starts) this is highly impressive stuff. What’s more, you can dance to it too. What more could you ask for?